Yeah. I think it’s just for ratings and reviews; people talk about it, like they used to about nudity or swearing. Those are mundane now, so to show that you are ‘adult’ and ‘extreme’ they have to take it to the next level to stand out, and apparently the next level is being anally raped with a drill knife.

Kittenjoy, I found the picture they have in the lobby!!! It’s this one:

As if having a stranger’s hands inside your mouth isn’t uncomfortable enough...

As the exhausted patient of a dental practice that blasts Christian music, has Christian “art” everywhere, and whose employees ask me occasionally what church I go to, I say with excitement, sue their Christian asses out of business.

I mean, he clearly winks, but I’m not sure what I’m supposed to be angry about? I mean... I guess you could say that a wink is kind of... condescending? Maybe? Is this a thing? What am I missing, Jezzies?

This is exactly what confounds me the most. My father is a Rush Limbaugh-listening conservative asshole. He's racist and hates children. And he thinks Planned Parenthood is WRONG because abortion. But damn if he actually wants to pay for any social services for them when they're born.

I also have a 12 year-old cheese fiend! His current favorite is 1000-day Gouda. We tell him he’d best get a good job some day...he’s acquiring expensive tastes.

Bunch of showoffs everywhere. I have Kraft singles, store-brand knockoff of Kraft singles, discount-store-brand knockoff of Kraft singles, and whatever kind of cheese Taco Bell puts in their chili cheese burritos, because there are probably a couple of those in the back of the crisper drawer.

Cheese has been my 12 year old's primary source of protein since she was old enough to bang on her high chair and demand CHEEZ MAMA! Her most recent favorite? Steak dipped in cheese fondue. Fuck it, it's delicious.

I’m complaining to Kellogg’s because I keep accidentally eating my Rice Krispies box, and to Budweiser because I keep trying to drink the bottle. Thinking of hiring a lawyer.

How did whatever pathetic Grendel monster made this get this far in life? How can you fail so egregiously at Sandwich?

This is my new favorite thread.

#cheeseshaming

That’s not a problem it’s a blessing.

flagged for spam, flagged for hate speech, flagged for harassment.

wtf is this nonsense

CHECK YOUR CHEESE PRIVILEGE, KATE

Cheese is gross.

My local Kroger recently added an in-store Murray’s cheese shop. Lord help us all. I was making myself a cheese plate for dinner the other day and realized we has a dozen different kinds of cheeses in the fridge. (If you count cream cheese.) My whole family has a cheese problem.