When the MINI Cooper first came out around 2001, one of my female colleagues was one of the first in line for one. Several male cow-orkers and I were admiring the car one afternoon, when one guy in his early 50’s asked “Whose car is this?”

I have a coworker that I CANNOT. STAND. because he is so impossibly sexist. Yesterday he took me around to take a look at some building systems that I am auditing. The amount of “don’t stand too close to that, you’ll get all dirty” and “women aren’t really cut out for this kind of work because it’s too messy” comments…

My 15-year-old niece got a talking-to from her high school guidance counselor for the exact same thing. She’s “too confident in her answers,” and it upsets her male teachers. Because…they’re overly emotional, insecure crybabies, I guess?

I was hired as an assistant and worked my way up to become a consultant. When the CEO of the company told me he was promoting me to consultant, he also told me that he was concerned that when I went out to work with clients that my weight would reflect poorly on myself and on the company. He said I should take the…

Does being invited as an after-thought to an all-male-but-me class weekly luncheon (including the teacher) to Hooters count?

Does anyone else not think babies are cute? Is it just me? All I see are tiny plump old men, but not in an adorable way. I’m completely unmoved by baby photos.

You’ll never know true facebook love until you have a babbbyyy of your own.

I have several FB “friends” that post a daily child picture. Since the day they were born, they have posted at least one photo per day. Like, seriously? Go away with all that mess.

I absolutely hate those super posed pictures of babies. They just looks so creepy and unnatural to me. What happened to the peaceful sleeping baby picture?

You know, I really don’t mind baby pictures on Facebook. What I HATE is excessive baby pictures. Or really “didn’t need to know about the poop in the bath tub” pictures.

It's. So. Good.

Also, the Real Gay Agenda:

omg what is Big Gay Ice Cream and why can't I have it now

"who believes — literally — that America is controlled by a vast, shadowy cabal of glittery and terrifying homosexuals. "

Quick! Hide it in the dog!

This wasn't really a disaster, but it was kind of funny.

My partner and I will prob be those parents too - five years, a house, a dog, two cats, a baby, and counting... :) But you never know! A friend of ours' parents recently got married, and her dad started to panic. He was seriously freaking out over the commitment, the ring, everything. She had to give him a major…

My spirit animal, right there.

I'd imagine they wouldn't be stupid enough to cast a white actor after the (justified) fury around the Last Airbender movie, but I wouldn't be surprised to see a Japanese or Korean actor in the part because "close enough."