Heh. I have fond (?) memories of studying in the library one finals when it started.

The annoying captions are the worst! Especially when they’re hashtags #livinthedream #baller

My travel photo philosophy is to post things that are aesthetically pleasing or funny, not just “hey! I’m at [destination]” my friends and family dig the baby photos (I’m definitely one of those people when I’m not traveling), but boring photos of awesome places are tedious.

“If you have to be extraordinary, be extraordinary.”

I bet she’d be shocked to learn she made less than Alicia Silverstone, who also made less than the men, on that set. Because she seems to not get it at all.

WAKE UP AN HOUR EARLIER, SO YOU CAN MAKE YOURSELF GIRLIER!

John Boehner writes:

We’ve gotta get you some better beer, Jia. There are so many better options.

How many people had to approve that, d’ya think?

Agree with the former, disagree with the latter. From the interview he did with EW, I don’t think leaving was Dempsey’s idea.

I cannot really do my hair. I have two styles: ponytail and low ponytail. This is especially embarrassing because I’m not only in the beauty business, but I’m the daughter of two hairstylists and grew up in their beauty salon (hangs head in shame).

Yep, I can’t do eye makeup for shit. Those fancy cat eyes? SQUIGGLY LINES. Smoky eye? MORE LIKE RACCOON EYES.

I’ll make this simple and say: All of it. I’m bad at all of the Lady Things.

I like girls who wear A&F, Chinese food still makes me sick.

Can they also do away with pumping that vile “scent” throughout their stores that wafts out into the mall area? I hate walking past an A+F as much as I hate being near Bath and Body Works.

trunning your mouth indeed

And makes a career at a drive-through window “lustrous” (as opposed to “illustrious,” I suppose).

wait no! that's not how to test it! some normal mirrors have a gap and some don't as well - it depends on the thickness of the glass, so the fingernail test isn't actually reliable. what you can do, however, is knock on the mirror, because if it's two way there'll be a room behind it so the sound will be hollow. or…

What is interweb? How is babby formed?