Just remember as a foreigner you have to buy presents for your friends on Thanksgiving and do their laundry for the week on Fourth of July.

whhhooooaaa.... Are you sure this story doesn't belong in the Jezebel's Halloween Spooky Stories?

I'm with you. I give cash at weddings. I received cash gifts at my own wedding. However, I did not feel entitled to gifts. We put aside money to feed and entertain our guests because we invited them to celebrate with us, not because we felt they owed us gifts. If I had to get married again and some friends and family…

OOOOH, I have a story for THIS group.

Wow, I didn't read him 'of course getting creepy with' as being racist, I read it as of course, because he's a GM at a place with underage employees (I mean, that's pretty universal as something that happens VERY frequently, at restaurants/stores/jobs with managers of all races/sexes/orientations).

"specific economics aside, no matter what a couple asks for as a wedding gift, you should shut right the hell up and give it to them."

This is a bit dramatic (I assume intentionally so...).

As gross as the evidence probably was, this was my thinking as well.

I'm thinking the medical examiner was trying to make sure the jury got what a horrible injury she suffered. Apparently it didn't work.

The medical examiner for Alberta brought Gladue's preserved vagina into the courtroom to show the jury

I bleed each month to help make humankind a possibility. my womb is home to the divine.

Shit. Does this mean I'm a mother?

Dude, what? Yes, a bed frame so you're more than a foot off the ground. So you're level with your nightstands and lamps. So you don't have to climb up out of bed in the morning you can just swing your legs over the side of the bed. This is such a dumb argument. You could put some bean bags on the floor instead of…

4) Without a frame it feels like you're sleeping on the floor.

In the immortal words of the great skunk detective: "Cherchez la femme."

(Note the resemblance between Zayn and Monsieur le Pew. Coincidence? You decide.)

Perrie Edwards, Zayn Malik's fiancée, is getting Yoko Ono'd by 1D fans.

The TTC's H Series subway cars were in regular use from 1965 and were retired just last year. Some of them have been sold to the Lagos Metropolitan Area Transport Authority in Nigeria and are currently being refurbed in the US before being shipped out.

Pretty sure these guys found it too. :)

The Montreal metro system has been virtually the same since it began service in 1966. Not quite as old as NYC, but close.