the real heroes are internet commenters who are always here to remind us how much everyone sucks

Cool, committed bagged-milk drinkers like my family, buy milk bag holders made from stainless steel or ceramic. The milk gets colder and stays colder longer outside the fridge.

Not in all of Canada though. Not an option on the prairies for some reason. Pity. Because it does save on plastic.

Yeah, I thought it meant fat-free milk. I always forget it's sugar-free as well. I'm a Bad Customer.

A lot of countries sell milk in plastic bags, especially for smaller quantities of milk - I dealt with this in Sudan, and I know Russia does it too. You have to snip off a corner and either pour all the milk out into a container, or have a container that you can stand the bag up in while you use the rest of the milk.

*sips skinny whole-milk nonalcoholic Irish macchiato* from their monogrammed thermos

But it's specifically called Irish coffee because it's alcoholic. You know, like the Irish.

Kickstarter itself isn't a scam. I've backed many successful projects. But it can be used for nefarous purposes, and there is risk associated with backing a project. But to call Kickstarter a scam is just wrong.

I am befuddled by the tremendous love for Boyhood. It's ok, but I just found it mostly boring. Also, of all the performances, why wasn't he boy nominated, Ellar Coltrane? His was the standout performance, IMO.

The Mets are garbage, but not sending this greedy dad free stuff is more "Well done, Mets."

There are ten thousand reasons. Security camera faces the front of your store; car comes in and robs you. No front plate = no ID. There's a hit and run and witnesses see the car speeding away from the front. No front plate = no ID. Cop gets an APB for a kidnapper driving a Silver Camry with plate ABC-123. No front…

Yeah. Virtually everything else on this list really probably should change in some form or another, but two plates has a realistic and legitimate purpose.

Aside from small portions of America and Canada, every other civilized nation in the world has two license plates. Australia, Mexico, UK, Spain, France, Russia (Hell, RUSSIA!), Italy, Netherlands, Germany, India, China, Japan, New Zealand, Brazil, Argentina, etc etc the list goes on and on and on.

I'm with you Doug! Ugly? Yes. Useful? You bet your ass.

I am the only car enthusiast on earth who supports two license plates.

Toronto is Canada's version of New York, as far as terrible place to play from a media scrutiny point of view. The Leafs get it just as bad as the Yankees, and the Raps and Jays still get it pretty bad too. On the plus side, the Raps are actually good and everyone loves it. Interested to see what happens when that all…

Huh. I would've guessed the AHL, but there you go.

You are a terrible person and an evil parent, and I would like to be friends with you.

This doesn't really count, but essentially I trolled myself with Resident Evil 4. My brother had set up a surround sound system in our shared bedroom. I was playing RE4 and was excited for the better sound but didn't think much of it at the time. A few minutes into playing, one of the villagers sneaked up on me from…

Created an account just to write this.