Well-adjusted 14 year olds do not “play doctor” with younger siblings.

I presume your husband does not have breasts. If he ever had to manage boobies and actually swimming in a swim suit he would totally get this.

But omg, WHY IS THAT MAILLOT SO EXPENSIVE. I'm willing to spring for quality swimwear, but I usually cap my spending at $150—and I consider that, like, an INVESTMENT PIECE. (My husband will tell you that there is no such thing as investment swimwear, but he would be wrong. So.)

I’m dying to see someone wearing the swimsuit and sunglasses together. It would be perfection.

I’m worried about every girl and woman in that family. Hell, every female in that weirdo “purity” rape-o bullshit religious cult. They are all being victimized daily by the culture they live in. This is just a disgustingly overt example.

I think their parents (and I find so much wrong with Jim Bob and Brood Mare I won’t begin because it would take too long) handled this better than most people would. What can you do with a sexual deviant? I don’t know. But they did something. They contacted the police and they sent him to what they thought of as the…

I think that’s because she doesn't want to pump out 19 kids. If she gets married in her 30s she can have like, 6 instead.

That isn’t surprising. But it is sad.

Well now I’m worried about his gazzilion sisters and the football team he is surely planning to have with his wife.

Bold eyeliner is for everyone. You just have to figure out the right shape to draw for your eyes.

Yep. I know nobody cares about my lady boner, but damn...

Morrissey also now has four children by four different women. Planning is really not his thing.

That’s his subtle way of saying “we chose life” to his forced-birth supporters. In his campaign, he might repeat the point that he and his (underage?) girlfriend chose to have the baby, with a picture of Scott DesJarlais in the background for contrast.

HA. Morrissey saying “Do people have children and it’s not planned?" is like a murder saying "Do people not lose their temper?"

How could you?

And yet, this isn’t even close to the worst thing a US politician has admitted to or been accused of this year. This month, actually.

Brad Pitt is bisexual.