Joan was being sarcastic when she said she would abandon her son. At least I took it that way.

Oh my God was I the only one genuinely concerned that Glenn was going to fuck Betty

THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE #calvinharriscattruther

i think i will try sephora on off hours. i went when it was kind of busy and was too scared to bother someone for too long! i think i can splurge on foundation (i currently have NARS but i'm not sure it's best) but if i want to put gas in my car and moscato in my mouth probably i have to get the peasant brand…

Ok so... we can’t have abortions, we can’t miscarry, we have to give birth, adoptees have to jump through hoops, but... our rapist can get us pregnant and then take partial custody?

Hear, hear! However, let’s take this one step further. I would go so far to say that WOMEN are a myth. I mean, I’m not a woman. Therefore, are there women? I find this so called “women exist” narrative just doesn’t hold water.

In my kit I use Senna Face Sculpting Kit for fair to medium skin tones (looks a lot more warm in this photo than it is), and Ben Nye or Ruby Kisses 3D Face Creator in level 16 for deep complexions. You can also use any old cool taupe/cool brown eye shadow. Always use a light touch and blend like a crazy person!

“pulled from the cauldron of What the Fuck”

The Becca contour color is pretty freaking perfect if you're on the paler side. It looks dark in the pan, but it's sheer. I tried it out on my medium tan skin and it didn't really show.

I like it! But I have absolutely nothing to compare it to, so keep that in mind. Also, the pump is really generous in the amount it dispenses (for me anyway), so I have to be careful otherwise I accidentally waste a bunch of product. But I think the effect it gives is natural and glow-y and not glittery in the…

YES THANK YOU! Conturing should not really be done with bronzer. Bronzers are orange and usually have shimmer/sparkle and no one's face is naturally shaded in orange sparkles. Neutral, matte tones are the trick!

Makeup artist here. A thousand times yes on the no shimmer for contouring, but also, do NOT use warm colors to contour, no matter how warm your skin's undertone is. Contour is meant to mimic shadows. When's the last time you saw an orange shadow? Cool tones always for contouring. If you use warm, it just looks like…

My husband catches me scraping the dry crust on the top of powders to get at the good stuff underneath and then chooses to walk off before we start to bicker about how he thinks I'm gonna get some kind of face infection and I think No, it's powder. It's all good.

I do light, everyday contouring. I am not talented enough to do the full on carve out your cheekbones routine. I wish I could for special occasions sometimes, but it just looks so fake on me. So I just do a little contouring under where my cheekbones should be and my hairline. Then I add blush on the apples of my…

Back when Becca left Sephora I don't even know how many years ago I bought the Bird of Paradise powder highlighter for something like $4 and I still use it on the regular. (I use powders for years like they last forever, don't judge me.)

Their liquid highlighters are pretty subtle. If you're looking for more bang, something you can really "see," try one of their powdered or "poured" versions. Or try theBalm's Mary-Lou Manizer or Kevyn Aucoin Celestial Powder. Or try a drugstore powder like Wet n Wild Reserve Your Cabana or a Physicians Formula Shimmer…

Contouring is not for every day wear is it? Like do people look crazy walking out the house contoured up?

Ooh! Use a Q-tip to draw a line down the center of your nose, right above your cupid's bow, and on the tip of your chin!

I recently bought My First Highlighter. It's Becca, the liquid version. I use it at the top of my cheekbones. Is this correct? Where else should I put it?