Yowza! I had no idea. I love him even more now. He probably did it in heels and mascara, too.

Do it! People on Jeopardy! ain't geniuses, they're just regular ol' know-it-alls and they need some more Jezzies on there, I'm sure!

Well, I was in a tournament...maybe that's why? (shifty eyes) I've said too much already.

Due to the era, my black and white photo is with mustachioed Trebek. It's practically one of those old timey amusement park sepia-toned photos...

You do! During the break while you wager for Final Jeopardy etc he sidles up next to you for a pic.

It was on Jeopardy! some years ago. Even Trebek "Colin Powell" and "Colon Pal" indistinguishable.

I regret now calling him "Colon Pal" on national TV.

58% for premarital sex? Ha! I'm guessing about 98% engage in it.

The muscles are one thing - it's the veins I can't handle!

I used to force my roommate to order on the phone - in return, I would pay the delivery guy. I hate the phone, and even know prefer online orders. I dunno, it's the awkward "NO NO, THE PEPPERONI" kind of talk that irritates me.

You know, I hate humans as much as the next guy. I'll order my delivery online over using the phone, for instance. But jeeeeeez, how far can we take this? Every interaction I've had with robot helpmates - YES, YOU, SIRI - has been disastrous.

Have they done anything together besides some scenes in the first TV adaptation of Parenthood or This Boy's Life? It's cool to see them both be big stars and come back together...

Aw, Leo and Toby together again!

Never underestimate the power of a strongly worded letter!

I don't, actually! I think if the letter had made it through - and hadn't been discovered by him first - then we would have heard something. (Small town - our parents knew each other.) So I assume the letter was destroyed just like my BEAUTIFUL ERASERS.

In first grade, Andy Y. destroyed my favorite erasers with his pencil (purple star and pink heart with my name in rainbow sparkly letters!!!!!!) - so I wrote a strongly worded letter to his mom and slipped it, unawares, into his bookbag.

I've heard Alan Partridge knows where there's a cracking owl sanctuary...

I know! I was gonna say he's not unattractive whereas I usually think of him as an irksome kid type.

Next up: a paper route.

The most important thing I took away from this is that someone's surname is Panda. I am so jealous.