Everyone's a critic.

That pretty much sums up my last relationship.

Well, I donate blood as often as I can and I'm still fat...maybe it's because they tempt me with cookies and Cheez-Its afterwards?

You're the universal donor! That's amazing! I'm O positive - I get called but I feel less special about it.

I just learned about that! There is a finite amount of helium and it is needed for mechanical operations - and we use it cheaply on balloons. I can't watch "Up" in the same light ever again.

A perfunctory googling suggests that Costco is carrying Mexican Coke, too! There is quite a demand for specialty sodas so try looking online...good luck, sugar lover!

If you don't live in a Mexican coke area then at Passover I know Coke - it will have a different cap on the 2-liter - is made with cane sugar. I bet you can find it online the rest of the year!

Well, try perusing the nutritional labels at 7-11 sometime - soda, cookies, candy bars - most sweet things that are mass produced involve corn syrup.

Kosher soda at Passover is your friend.

Excellent idea. Let's implement ASAP.

It's a lab - provided you throw something any lab can, like Tom Cruise, run real fast! The tearing up over daddy issues schtick is perhaps his purview alone...

I would start responding to every offer from Nigerian princes I get from my work account - fuck that! They just want to keep tabs on you.

I think baby otters should wear wee life jackets JUST IN CASE.

I always thought it was more like who's in the woman's role - which is why gay bottoms are looked down upon more than gay tops in many cases - but it probably is ultimately dominance.

Why do straight men denigrate the act of cock sucking? They use it against women, against gay men, and surely it's one of their very favorite acts...it makes me want to go all Lysistrata until such comments stop. If you like having your cock sucked then don't degrade those who do the sucking! Jeez.

Joan Allen will play Joan Walsh in the movie version. Actually, Frances McDormand would be a better choice.

I love dogs. I love service dogs. Congratulations to all. But really I just wanted to say I hooted with laughter at "The Firm" reference.

No, no, no - Lucy Honeychurch, please.

They would also shout that considering what I'd look like squeezed into a white dress.

They're just going to start a new trend of couples posing in front of disasters. Me? I'd choose the Hindenburg for if ever I were to marry no doubt people would be shouting "OH THE HUMANITY."