A hand-knit blanket, maybe a Jane Goodall book as a gag gift - the things friends do, right?

So it's okay that I'm judging all the other female chimps for not even throwing her a baby shower, right? BITCHES!

I have a schnoodle (schanuzer poodle mix) from a bichon rescue group who is great in an apartment - mellow, only barks when doorbell rings, doesn't destroy things when left alone, content to cuddle...

Introduce us. Seriously. He can pretend to be Hemingway anytime with me.

I have such a crush on Corey Stoll.

I'd like to think of them squirming and giggling at each mention of the word "vagina."

If only mguarnizo@saintjohnneumann.org could hear about what a dick he was...cough cough.

Allison Janney and Elizabeth Banks - amazing. Wowzers.

So all harm is the same then? I'll remember that the next time someone calls me names and then hire an attorney to file suit against them for assault...Wait! You called me unstable! Get me Kunstler on the horn!

Really? I don't think it was Ralph's Thriftway that refused to follow the law. It was two lady pharmacists who hate slutty sluts and don't want to dispense hormonal pills.

Why shouldn't they have to provide Plan B?

Well then, if the pharmacist can't be sure the Viagra, Cialis or Levitra is NOT being used for immoral purposes she should REFUSE to dispense it! I mean, if they want to refuse to dispense Plan B on the assumption that they know whether or not a woman's egg has been fertilized or not, I assumed they had psychic…

Are there multiple Margo Thelens in Woodland, WA? Of the right age?

Well, if the pharmacist doesn't know then they shouldn't be a pharmacist with such strict ethics! Heavens! How do they know the Plan B is being used on a fertilized egg and not just-in-case? These are the things that I'd like Margo Thelen to explain to me. And you're entitled to counsel in a criminal defense, not when…

Litigant Margo Thelen may be the Margo Thelen listed at (360) 225-6566 or (360) 225-4658

How about selling those over-the-counter aspirins all the slutty ladies are meant to hold between their knees? Is that allowed?