That is a bummer - they loosened up the rules for some European dwellers but not the UK. Hopefully they'll devise a test some day to prove you're bovine-free!

Only give when you feel well - just for your own sake. Also, I bruise easily when anemic - eat iron-rich foods! Or, see an actual doctor since this is just my own experience.

You didn't want a purple mullet? Well, I wish you had said that before I went to all this trouble!

He could just claim it was a really really bad haircut. Oops! After all, she sat willingly in his chair and he just misunderstood her! Nothing more than a bad Yelp review to fear...

I think he missed his chance to shave half her head.

I am O+ too and that's plenty helpful! I am also free of some sort of virus (who, me?) and thus they can use my blood for newborns. PLUS - free snacks afterwards! I'm just in it for the Cheez-Its.

Excellent points. There are no absolutes or guarantees in life, and everybody must be free to make their own choices and receive the best opportunities possible.

Try! And if anyone questions it, claim it has something to do with carpentry. They'll never know.

To be fair, the original word used was "snygg" which translates more as "good-looking" than really "hot." But nobody ever accused the Swedes of having a good sense of humor.

I know how to google too!

I love it - what a sneer!

Well deserved! And she's right - Rhode Island was founded as a place for all the religious misfits that didn't fit the mold in other colonies, and is home to America's oldest synagogue as well.

Seriously - these are people (men and women alike) who work behind the scenes, for much less money than other people above the title, and don't get a lot of recognition. They don't have stylists, or a need for ballgowns, and probably paid for their own outfits and are not expecting to be photographed or snarked upon.

Quite possibly the best interspecies snorgling ever.

You know what's even better? Getting the Pennsylvania taxpayers to fund said homeschooling while you live in Virginia!

The only down side might be that they'd eat your shoes.

Just you wait - soon enough people in Beverly Hills will be paying good money for a Goat Kid Massage.

I can only think of "The Birdcage" where Mrs. Coleman advocates killing the mothers, not the doctors, on their way into the clinic:

My god, Viola Davis always has the most amazing gowns. She looks fabulous. And what knockers!

I have a suggestion for Tetalman - just clarify to voters that Issa made millions off of car alarms by playing a car alarm for 27 seconds of a 30 second commercial. Then silence - and Tetalman's name.