Totally.

Or is it wrong of me to suggest the C-Word Folly? Forshame!

Man, what does this guy do out and about in the real world? I mean, I know it's Utah, but still - presumably there are slatterns in shorts and trollops bearing their armpits ALL THE TIME.

Oh, I don't doubt it. I just salute the women for still looking good no matter how much of a devil temptress that makes them.

I think we should hereinafter refer to her as McCain's Folly.

I would just like to congratulate the woman in the photo on looking good, despite being forced to cover herself from nose to toe. She's still rocking great eyeliner and some sparkly doo-dads.

I liked this story better when it was a baby monkey on a pig.

Actually, if you look, that's not a fisting kit (where's the lube???) - it's a kit on turning a glove into a dental dam.

This is a serious query - don't they need Planned Parenthood's consent to use what I assume are copyrighted materials?

Well, it's important to keep them fresh.

I get the feeling he's never actually seen a vagina. Alas.

As with all Barbie dolls, I would drive them around in the pink Corvette for a few minutes before quickly stripping them down and simulating hot plastic doll sex.

Also - oh my god! Plastic wrap!!!!! Next they're gonna reheat leftovers!

The most nefarious part of their scheme? Giving away their services even if you can't pay for it! Muhuhahahahaha!

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Even harder with rawhide...But try Cloud Star's Buddy Biscuits and such - made in the USA, and every dog I know has loooooved them, esp. the peanut butter ones.

I think you're right - you're hearing that I'm bristling at the idea of queer couples not being radical enough. Just because, well, they're all doing something awesome - they're being daring, but they're also redefining marriage for everybody to mean "two equal people in love." I don't think sexism or gender roles do…

I have repeatedly said that it's everyone's choice to wear what they want on their wedding day - be it white gowns or polka-dot dashikis and Crocs.

Hey, that's a choice I can get behind. Also, I imagine hand embroidery is expensive unless you know someone crafty. But crafts are not my strong suit.

So you speak for all lesbians everywhere? I'll make sure to keep you on speed dial, then. Because apparently lesbians DO like being spoken for by one person.