If you're a bunch of minorities, and you're all disagreeing with me, doesn't that make you the majority?

Doesn't it get exhausting being a humorless scold all the damn time?

Maybe lesbians want to do lots of things - what the fuck does that have to do with any of this?

The dog eats better than I do, for Chrissakes. No tinned turkey chili for him, I bet.

Well, I did say in part of it that I don't think white wedding dresses are attractive, especially when I suggest that most people look like they're wearing beverage tents or resemble a meringue.

I'm telling gay people how to be gay? Christ, I thought it was something that was inborn and here it's apparently on par with charm school.

I thought his sister in California took him?

Like I said, my opinion has zero effect on these women whatsoever. I thought that online posts were meant for commenting on. Silly me. Clearly I should only be here to express no thoughts, just agreement, and say OMG HAPPY LESBEANS I WOULD SO BUY YOU A BLENDER IF SHIPPING TO ALASKA WEREN'T EXTRA!!!!

I am going to reply to myself because there are far too many comments flying around that are full of exclamation points, absolutist statements and ad feminam attacks.

Well, as John Waters said, he always thought the advantages to being gay were not being married or not being in the military, and here these are the things we're fighting for.

Oh here, a rhetorical trick.

Edit: When gay people marry.

Did I express anything other than a personal opinion? Way to shit over anyone who bucks a norm.

I'm not snarking, I'm just wondering why they want to look like every Madison, Brittany and Harriet. You're already bucking te norms - why dress like the norms?

I don't believe in white gowns for anybody, so it always sort of puzzles me when queer couples opt for such...normative shit. Everybody is entitled to plan their wedding as they see fit, I just wish we could get past the princess virgin maiden gown thing.

Are we sure that's not a caterpillar?

Didn't the Dog Show drop Pedigree as a sponsor? I hope they aired a commercial extolling the virtue of mutts during this!

Now, now, I know this can't be wholly true. My friend made out with a girl once who stopped him at second base because she was wearing a WWJD shirt. So Jesus apparently thinks deep passionate tongue on tongue kissing is okey-dokey!

I hope they object equally to cotton-linen blends, eating pork and touching menstruating women.

Bon Iver is the new Tyler Perry - again, duly noted.