I thought about that, but they seem to wander out and just hit the deck, so to speak, with efficiency.

I am most impressed by their ability to swiftly spell words with their bodies - is this a naval skill I had not known about?

Which is why I took my mother's maiden name as my surname some years ago. Changed it once, ain't changing again.

Exactly. It's not some hotel service, like towels or that little strip of paper across the toilet so you know it's been sanitized for your protection. It's a proselytizing trick that is purely voluntary.

I mean, the first Babe was perfect but I didn't think Babe 2 was terrible by any standard. If anything, it was too emotionally wrenching - that's effective!

I can has chockies?

I'm trying to find solid facts - it's hard to get accurate data - but from what I can see there are nearly equal numbers of abortions and miscarriages each year. Meaning - I dunno - God has a quota to fill or something?

I think it's just easier to make a small costume. Or maybe the contest has rules? In my experience, bigger dogs tend to be more laid-back. I say this as the owner of a small dog who gave me SUCH a resentful look and refused to move when I dressed him like a hot dog.

From Planned Parenthood:

That's what I thought, too - Plan B prevents implantation. Not the Pill. That prevents the egg from maturing.

We should import Loukanikos, the Greek protest dog. He's all sorts of awesome!

It's an armored squirrel tank!

Seconded!

Now I just want to know more about the alpaca's sex life.

Those are all amazing. An entire line of sexy office supplies...

You talking to me? Whoa.

Keanu Reeves as Travis Bickle? What the fuck?

My hat - and little frilly lace ascot thing - are off to you, madam!

Some of these are just so absurd that I'm going to pretend that they're parody. I mean, what can top Nemo or the Scrabble board?

Love the collar, Huby!