That photo makes me think of Rocky. Except, of course, Michelle would be the ones wearing trunks made of stars n' stripes.

And drinking martinis, natch.

I'd like to think that Abe and the panda are both just enjoying the moment, living in the now, and are secure enough in their friendship to just chill out and not have to be all effusive. Either that or they're stoned.

OH MY GOD.

Well, I kind of think that his McNabb comments were racist, so I suppose that's a difference of opinion. Non?

On the day in question, he was reiterating his Donovan McNabb comments and then waxing poetic on how racist black people are for showing 91% support to Obama in a recent poll. (Oct 4, 2010, check his online archives)

This brings a smile to my face. Good for them.

I know, for parody they hit awfully close to the mark...I bet she's got a tattered copy of a thesaurus in her boudoir, right next to her scented oils and lotions.

I just want someone to tell me what the chocolate wine at my 7-11 is like. I dare not try, but I am curious.

He's a smart one. Are you heading to the -land or the -world?

Two pandas playing chess - and one of them is cheating.

This is almost as exciting an idea as Fuck Mountain.

Guns don't kill people. Bullets made out of dead people kill people.

Popularized, I believe, by the frequent appearance of Lindsay Lohan's pudenda.

I dunno, I imagine you show up with a bag.

Or because his case is so urgent, he should be in an emergency room, where he'll wait approximately 8 hours because he apparently can't take Mucinex or Nyquil on his own.

The big honking dose of misogyny aside, Ben's argument seems to be that people should see specialists rather than clog up waiting rooms to see their primary care physician. In which case, when he gets out of school and gets an HMO, Ben's gonna be real disappointed.

My favorite line of his whole piece?

Perfect.

Uh, excuse me ma'm, but not for nothing, I wouldn't go walking around wit dat vagina youse got. Rapists been targeting women wit vaginas.