I liked the Bruce Campbell ads - they were a hoot.

Doesn't that sort of polite but snarky referencing of what the other party has said go on ALL THE TIME in Congress? Wasserman-Schultz is right - he just didn't like being called out on his dangerous destructive positions. Waaaaaaaah!

Don RIckles - topical as ever!

Well, if gay people can't have sex then what's all the fuss about?

Already planning our viewing party for Sunday...what kind of snack should I bring?

Moons over my Hammy...

Three-toed sloths are cuter. I'm just sayin'.

And I, for one, support their efforts! More pandogs for all!

Hello, esteemed colleague! I am an adorable panda, who has 8 million dollars trapped in a foreign bank account. I just need a few thousands dollars to free this sum and share it with you! Now, I will play with a tree branch to distract you.

See,I kind of think Nancy Grace gets people to pay attention to trials and news that SHOULD be overlooked. This is just sensationalistic hoopla, it matters to our lives not at all. And how many other cases in need of publicity, scrutiny or a dose of justice go unnoticed because - gasp! - an attractive white woman did…

I learned at trivia night at my local bar that Prince Charles has been quite interested in the Northwest Territories and some tribe gave him an honorific title, even.

Virginia Dare Beckham.

I believe they altered the law of succession so womenfolk now count - so in case Albert produces no heir, the throne passes to his sisters or their legitimate offspring.

I, for one, prefer the people who sublimated their parental urges on the special "My Monkey Baby." Monkeys always trump dolls!

No, he's from the Philadelphia area, fret not. In the interview he says he studied abroad in Provence.

Sure would love to take that course on smothering your own personality and desires in order to attract a man!

One of the most hilarious things I've ever seen was in the Village Halloween Parade - it was the French Bulldog Owners, and there were like 75 dogs in costume. That many of one breed together at any time is hysterical. Plus costumes? Magic!

I tend to think that she would have regretted having the child, too, because her situation was regrettable. She was abandoned, neglected, manipulated and young. Too often we think life is like a Choose Your Own Adventure book where if we could just flip back a few pages and take a different path then we'd get the…

Right, because as a fat person, all I do is eat ice cream all goddamn day. And it's so easy to lose weight! Why didn't I think of it before?

I believe the Rapture isn't happening until 6 pm Pacific time - right in the middle of my birthday party. Perhaps we should start with the cake...