Did she scalp Harpo Marx?

What a lovely and amazing story - good for them, especially considering the difficulties they faced as a gay couple. We should all be so lucky to have two such loving parents.

The theatrical ending was much funnier, much more tonally apt and much more fitting, suggesting our government is full of Flicks.

I suppose it's appropriate that such a navel-gazing article was about getting one's pubes waxed...

I've been watching lots of GG lately on Hallmark Channel - still laugh out loud funny and still about four older women - amazing on all counts.

I am questioning your commitment to Sparkle Motion.

Perfect!

While laughing.

To be fair, probably a below-minimum-wage salary.

I love when the best solution, even at the cultural level, is to plug your ears up and go "I caaaan't heaaaar youuuu!"

I never thought I'd say this, but good for Lorenzo Lamas.

But sitting would ruin the silhouette! She needs to be wheeled around like Hannibal Lecter on a dolly.

As a female comedy writer, I am all for women being funny. I hope this movie does well. But I have no interest in seeing it - it appears to be solely fat jokes and poop humor from what I've seen of the commercials.

This is the only part of all the hoopla I enjoyed - the frowning Paul Giamatti flower girl.

I don't get why they used a kid, other than she's cute. Why not use a grown woman or a baby? The message I get from the billboard is that the 5 year old is contemplating abortion.

I have a friend who thought, as a child, that dogs were boys and cats were girls and that's how they reproduced. I will admit to reflexively thinking of dogs as male and cats as female. I blame society.

I have a hard time believing this unless Brown has been admitting loads of assholes since my days there. There were plenty of rich and famous kids there - to the point where Vanity Fair did an article about it - and none of them were bullied away.

Maybe the birthers aren't confused as to whether Hawaii is a state or Obama was born in Kenya. Maybe they object to whether it was a "natural birth" and secretly know that Barack was hatched from an egg or something.

Isn't this just the fatty equivalent of the dunce cap? What on earth could broadcasting these slightly specious standards on report cards accomplish? I bet the overweight kids have overweight parents who eat crappy American food and don't exercise themselves. This will do zilch.

I just want to see the footage of Hef dumping an entire loaf of white bread out for the monkeys to eat...