I predict Hobbes to win the whole shebang because he is the awesomest, empirically speaking. Really. There have been studies done.

I had not realized CASTING DIRECTORS were the most powerful players in Hollywood.

Quoth Scott Adams: "On social issues, I lean Libertarian, minus the crazy stuff."

Okay, a little karmic boost considering "The Cove."

Perfect Couples wasn't THAT bad. Jeez.

How could anyone not vote for Keyboard Cat? He plays danceable tunes while seemingly asleep! Amazing!

I has a sad.

Elephants are awesome. I'll admit it - I'm jealous the Republicans got them as a mascot. Not fair.

It must be tiring feeling paranoid and persecuted all the damn time.

Wow. Just when you think you've already heard the most depraved sick things you can...there's still something left to disgust you in this world. Unbelievable.

The dogs are heartbreaking. Not that I'm immune to the human suffering, but there's something in the gentle affection of dogs, and their ignorance of what's really happening, that just squeezes tears out of my eyes...

I love dogs above cats, by far, but Hobbes will doubtless get my ultimate vote because he's just the best.

Baby monkey riding backwards on a pig kind of a day.

This is the greatest thing since sliced bread.

Actually, I'm fat and I find Huckabee's hypocrisy perfectly encapsulated in his moral superiority that I'm "eating myself to death with a knife and fork." It's yet another example of a small-minded Republican who wants to tell us what to do without doing it himself.

I just find it humorous that this big fat hypocrite is quite literally getting big and fat again.

Heavens! What's next, caffeine consumption?!

This makes me all sorts of sad and happy combined.

What about the idea that perhaps the men dated the women because they were attractive and then found they had nothing in common after a few months?

Curious ambulatory pandas could persuade me to do a lot of mischief.