@notsodarling: Me too! There's even a stack of books IN THE BEDROOM. She-devil!

@Taigan: Me too!

@Bad Ash: Dear sweet Jebus, me likey.

I wonder how the same pharmacist feels about men getting Viagra prescriptions for extra-marital affairs?

I, for one, blame psychiatrists.

Pfffft. In German a word that long would mean, like, "ham sandwich."

Squeezable.

Sunday and Faith? Someone's really telling Scientology where to stick it.

Is she deriding the founding fathers by denouncing their dueling ways?

Katie Holmes had no personal style before Tom Cruise bought her some.

It must've been a mellifluous baritone shouting match, though, with that voice.

@cannotedit: But apparently her child's only personality trait is a fondness for shopping. Is she bright, funny, tender, fond of puppies? It doesn't have to be extremely personal, but they way they go on you'd think the ability to pick out slacks was all a person needed in this world.

Dressing nice is a very special thing, sure, but is there NOTHING ELSE you can brag about when it comes to your child?

If she really wanted to be doing "Like A Prayer" shouldn't this toddler be making out with a black guy?

That dog must be smuggling something 'cause he's sure asking me to give him a pat down.

@Cinnamoncanuck: But now that's it Gibbensizing, perhaps it will!

@MemilyBimble: But the real question is, is our children learning?

Sad news - he was a great actor.

So it wasn't just me? I thought 2010 fucking sucked. Onwards and upwards! 2011, I'm looking at you - don't fuck it up.

So socialism is following you? Funny, I feel like stupidity is in the groundwater here.