I always thought Katy Perry looked like Zooey Deschanel. But without the makeup, she looks like Emily Blunt's stunt double.

@LLisCool: Mama Gila Monster! They're poisonous!

Nightmares. That's what I'll be having tonight.

@swashbuckling: Or an opposing player would intercept him.

She's levitating!

@willwriteforfood: It's my favorite Christmas movie! SLIPPER SOCKS, SIZE 8!

@BrazenHussy: Agreed. I get the whiff of crazy and manipulative with everything Cruise-related. I think the simplest explanation is that she was cut out for not being a Scientologist.

Noooo David Beckham! Your chest was perfect as is.

@tailfeather: As a bichon owner, I say NOOOOOO! What a horrible thought.

My my, Jada, that sure sounds Scientologist of you.

@LadyChatterley: I'm not saying that, but thank you for the snide reply. I suppose every murder follows a lurid Law and Order SUV hallucination instead, right?

@wtfox?!: @SalutLaMiss...: Oh jeez, that's what I was thinking...but I was hoping it wasn't true. Sick.

What's wrong with the teeth of the dog in the picture? They look worn down or something.

I was inclined to believe she didn't do it - I mean, girls on their junior year abroad tend to bang Italian guys and smoke some pot and shop. They don't tend to engage in psychosexual murderous games. It just doesn't make sense.

I find it hilarious that Kate Gosselin spent that much when she made do for years with what was easily the worst haircut I've ever seen.

@ktgrrl: All so we could have hands, eh? High five!

Such sad news, but she is handling it - of course - with grace, intelligence and generosity.

Alpacas, I have been told, are the huggable investment, Nicole.

Didn't Two Face obviously die in The Dark Knight? I don't recall exactly since I've done my best to block out most of that mind-numbing movie-going experience.

@banana_grabber: It's also not like Bristol had never heard of abstinence before she got knocked up. Isn't she proof that telling this message to teens flat-out doesn't work?