If kindergarteners aren't allowed to check out "Valley of the Dolls" how else will we teach them about the downside to pill popping?

@MagsCO: I had the same thought. Who the hell is Tera Patrick?

And here I just diagnosed someone as having histrionic personality disorder from the comfort of my armchair. Curse you, DSM5!

I'll believe in wine. Just not Jebus.

Ersatz Fozzie is pretty cute.

Finally, proof - rich people are assholes.

I always know when Morning Gloria is writing dirt bag because I laugh out loud at least five times. And I silently chuckle to myself a few more.

Consent. I do not think that word means what you think it means.

@14Kgold:betastar misses MizJ: Well, in going for both, I think a fuck team is exactly what you're after.

They should open a Betty White center. I'd check myself in there.

Jennifer Grey dances. Bristol Palin manages to not fall down. There's a difference.

@Minabee: Exactly my thoughts, verbatim!

The yeti, much to Daisy's surprise, was not as expected.

Herregud!

@weaselina: @Ipomoea: Agreed - when I learned that it was the same prosecutor as the Monster of Florence, I was convinced of her innocence.

I heard this years ago from my Princeton Review GRE book. I wrote

I could nom nom nom a baby that cute.

Not to say that she isn't experiencing prejudice - I'm sure she is. But I wonder also if she's experiencing people's simple shock at ANY conversion to ANY faith - I know that I would find it unsettling if a close friend became devoted to, well, anything wildly new - be it Islam, AA, Scientology or a different…

@ekaterinaballerina: Seriously. What a soulless narcissist.

@laureltreedaphne: Actually, no - he does say it was the worst moment in his Presidency: