I'd like to give people the benefit of the doubt that reality show editing is painting them in a certain light, but Gretchen and Ivy just seem like horrible people.

The world always needs more baby pandas!

@alula: Well, perhaps lie is the wrong word, but the girls believed he was a man, even when they'd had sex - one girl didn't know what a dildo even was, thus she had no clue one was used on her, as best I recall from the Brandon Teena documentary.

@bookling: I believe Brandon Teena lied to some of the girls he slept with - they thought he was a dude, too.

A world without Tim Gunn...do not want!

1800 wedding guests! These clowns can't possibly have that many friends.

@WinoForever: But how would that constitute cheating? I thought things like pattern books were basically the only stuff against the rules. If bitchy talk were the criterion, everyone would be disqualified.

Don't you sometimes wonder what the fuck is wrong with Japan?

This was all that went through my head while watching last night's gubernatorial debate. Meg Whitman looks like a Ben Franklin impersonator in drag. That is all. Also, she's full of shit, but that goes without saying.

I suppose the fact that he looks like a moray eel with a bad haircut didn't factor into his seduction plans, eh?

This is fucked up and sick but on the bright side, the woman in the article uses "dozy pillocks" as an insult.

@wednesdayam: I managed to make it to the inauguration, but I think I want to go to this even more! Dammit.

@Breamworthy: I read the sentence as saying the "performance art" is in the movie - not the reveal.

They should mate and thereby create the most medium sized dog ever.

My grandmother used to have one of those hair dryers. It used to scare me.

I had some friends over last night, and we were so busy chatting that I turned on the episode but muted it. And as I watched the end, I sincerely couldn't tell who was supposed to be the top and who was supposed to be the bottom. I mean, really, the off-kilter black dinner napkin won? Surprise, surprise.

@Canadarling: I'm sure Olivia de Havilland is only alive to stick it to Joan Fontaine.

Weird Al should sell that shit on eBay.

@oathkeeper: .5% - how did you reach such a precise number? Was it by using a balloon at noon, which is how CBS got their count of 87,000, so they could specifically count under the trees?

@MissContrarian: I think you've misunderestimated George Orwell. Wait a minute...Governor Palin? Is that you?