@girlfriend 6.0: It did occur to me that it was an unwanted litter, sent to drown in the river the old fashioned farm way, life is cruel etc. - but where the fuck does the unabashed glee in tossing puppies into a river come from? Why film it? Why enjoy it? Disgusting.

@blackeyedsue: Seriously. This is disgusting, depraved, fucked up - I can't even describe the feeling I had watching just three seconds of that video. Goddamn it, Jezebel, why did you have to post this? Ignorance is bliss.

Sure, sure, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did but backwards and in high heels. But did she wag her tail the whole time, too? I think the doggie is clearly the superior dancer.

Frankly, I think not voting your whole damn life is more of an offense than having asshole sons for a politician.

@Lymed: Well, I never heard that truly horrible story so it must not have gotten THAT much play.

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1: Not to mention, people start to feel like they're crawling with bugs all the time. And they're so difficult to get rid of. You end up having to trash or bag up most of your possessions, etc.

This entire story - especially since the introduction of Sarah Palin - is like a bag of chips for me. I can't stop consuming it no matter how much it makes my blood pressure rise. Chomp chomp chomp.

@Lorin: In a way, the use of the N-word was the least offensive part - certainly less so than the "why are you people complaining now that we gave you a black president" comment. Or the "are you SURE it's racism?" comment. Or the "get a sense of humor or don't marry outside your race" comment.

@SpartanLady: And Chris Rock routine - who else is saying it on HBO, eh?

If they cast Rhys Darby on The Office I will watch it again with the fervor I once had.

@galaxina: I was thinking the same thing - she rolls her eyes when someone says she's a teacher? Shouldn't the response be some ass-kissing pablum about how great that is? Sarah's as charming as a viper.

Wow, I hope that snarky eye-roll gets some play.

I became obsessed with all thing Swede, too - something about the order and cleanliness just appealed. I thus studied Swedish, speak it still, lived there for a year and a half and drive a Volvo.

So Michael Jackson genetically transmitted his vitiligo and apparently not a single other trait? I still can't believe those kids could be his.

@DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton: OMG, panda plus bichon equals cute apotheosis!!!

@Sweet Panda Love: I mean Cheezburger: [icanhascheezburger.com]

Didn't this same kitten get the shit smacked out of him by his momma on Cute Overload?

@loosesealbluth: Exactly what I thought of!

@The Gays Have It: Aside from that incident, I've never heard anything to relate her to Scientology, have you? She doesn't seem to fit the profile of your average brainless celeb Scientologist. I think the Air America outburst was more about her being a slightly paranoid contrarian than anything.

Was anyone else expecting pacifier theft?