@Penny: I think it's actually 200?, which is even funnier because that second 0 is now irrelevant.

I could handle it until the slicing began. Whew. Ladies - love your bodies! They are as they are meant to be!

I could handle it until the slicing began. Whew. Ladies - love your bodies! They are as they are meant to be!

My mother still gives me grief for the time I dismissed her well-crafted eggplant moussaka with the assessment "When are we gonna have something REAL for dinner - like hot dogs?" I feel vindicated.

Sorry, but I don't actually believe it. There's no way insurance companies would risk their budget so Angelina can impress her kids.

@KristaJulieva: Not to mention that it's often taking credit for others' work - insurance companies (who are responsible for millions of dollars of a film's budget) would NEVER allow the lead actor to be put in jeopardy.

I hope these mothers are prepared to one day spend twice this much on therapy for the kids.

@slowpoke.r: Give a man a cupcake and he eats for a day, but teach a man to make two dozen cupcakes and...uh...he'll probably still eat them in a day.

Hey, all you lesbian shitasses! Some online sleuthing turned up a past tweet wherein Mr. Baio reveals the missus refers to President Obama as "shitfuck."

@Adrienne Janelle: Renee's soi-disant apology makes no sense.

I bet Scott Baio has never clubbed a baby seal to death. He's got that going for him.

And of course birth always happens in the lithotomy position, and the woman invariably screams for drugs.

Yo, dog, that's how I roll.

@raineoffire: I hum this every time I see a dog on wheels!

Sawyer & Miles: LAPD - who else is ready for that spin-off?

@Persephone: Oh, I'm sure of it. When has Lost ever wasted a chance to fire a gun shot into someone's torso? Like they're gonna miss that opportunity with a major character?

@whynotshesaid: I don't necessarily watch it for the man flesh, but I do watch it now without trying to put everything together. I got hooked on the first episode, wondering "Holy crap, what's with this island?" and I'm still waiting for answers.

@onestrawplz: Death threats? Even Scott Baio didn't bitch n' whine about that, so I doubt it happened.

@bea_arthur: 40 something...as in 49. He'll be 50 in September. It's good to know that getting older doesn't always mean growing up, right?

@MissyMcCLung: I tried to get that far but stopped when I learned the following: MOST Conservatives will pay $5.00 for 24 cupcakes & MAKE them. Libs USUALLY pay 4.50 for ONE cupcake from Sprinkles. Who's smarter?