I wish I could watch them on my camera/phone.

The Tom Ford Hollywood Issue is the reason I didn't bother to renew my subscription to Vanity Fair. There's only so much exploitation of the female form that I can take. Unless a headless nude woman has something in particular to do with Jason Schwartzman that I missed...

I have gone out in public in mime makeup and trust me, nobody fears a mime - they just fucking hate you. It's pretty universal.

Aw, baby fro!

@Everybody Likes Pandas: Or maybe it IS the middle one. Christ, now that they all have the same haircut and wear a uniform, it's like Posh is trailed by the cast of Village of the Damned.

@ae38: God help me for knowing this, but that's not Romeo, that's Brooklyn, the oldest. Romeo's about five, and has had some health issues and tends to be seen out and about less.

Has anybody told him about Dan Savage's impure thoughts on his soft supple lips?

I'm voting for Wes Bentley for the druggie actor. "Beautiful" = American Beauty. Plus, he's only made like three movies in the past eight years.

He's trying to scare off a mean dog lurking just out of the frame?

All the trannies I know head to Mexico for their new parts. Of course, they tend to look like Barbie dolls left out in the sun, so I don't know that it's a good thing.

Dear god, I had blocked this out entirely, but just reading the phrase "Get in Shape Girl" instantly brought the theme song to mind.

I'm gonna venture a guess that Larry Gagosian is not loaning out Currin's "Bea Arthur Naked" for this one.

@KurticusMaximus: Get a chance to watch the video. They go from spouting the rehearsed rhetoric - "it's murder" and should be illegal - to then being literally struck dumb when asked what the appropriate punishment should be then. I mean, if you're campaigning to criminalize something, surely you'd have spent a moment…

@Freedumb: Yeah, but if you got oxycontin from a doctor who lost his license, even then there's a punishment on the books besides prayer, counseling and divine judgment. If they really wanna call it "murder" then doctor and woman should both be sent away for life, right?

I'd like to see this same group asked if they think women would stop having abortions if it were illegal. My great-grandmother died from a back-alley abortion in the 1930s. The illegality didn't stop her - she'd had 15 pregnancies, 10 kids and it was the Depression. Ironically, if she hadn't died, my grandmother…

@FourthWaveBaby: I actually am surprised by those answers, or more accurately, lack thereof. You'd think these people would have thought through their position. I used to patient escort outside a clinic, and I was told regularly I was "worse than a Nazi" for wearing freezing my ass off in the parking lot, wearing a…

Jolie is now suing General Ulysses S. Grant for waging a battle called Shiloh.

Who knew that Rowling's portrayal of the Weasley family was actually trenchant social commentary?

@scarcat: Hey, I hate fucking math too, but I can still calculate the difference between 100 and 77. But well done on summarizing entrenched societal sexism with one bitchy comment!

What happened to the corn rows?