I'm going with Dad, simply because Lindsay seems only to have gone batshit crazy only since he went to jail and the folks got divorced.

Isn't the point that Faith Hill could have been photographed in situ in a flattering way? The stylist could've found an outfit that didn't accentuate the back fat. Freckles could have been covered in make-up. Toss a cheesecloth over the lens to soften the wrinkles. Have her pose in a way that does not resemble a…

B List is a bit generous, no? D List more like. If not Z.

Hey Gap. Stop making H&M quality stuff at Banana Republic prices. Also, every time I go in there I feel like a 12 year old on peyote designed most of the stuff. I used to have a wardrobe of almost exclusively Gap-bought items in high school. Then somewhere around the time where they started closing every other store…

Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard indeed.

Could the answer be a Massengil Douche with Effectol?!

They're just surprised that Julia Roberts is a ninja.

She looks like an albino ferret.

Never having attended the Judy Garland Driving Academy that ae38 clearly has, I can't testify personally to the effects of blow on drunk driving. But getting back to Lohan, the two outrages here are 1) the driving on a suspended license from a previous DUI, just like Paris, right? and 2) the relapse into drink and…

I'm sure the voluntary alky-anklet-wearing was just a ploy to get insurance for her role in that Shirley Maclaine movie. It didn't work, and the project got cancelled.

@embobly: As Bruce Springsteen (Bruuuuuuuuce!) pointed out on VH1's Storytellers, he wrote the line "cut loose like a deuce", meaning a deuce coupe car, and it got turned into a feminine hygiene product instead. But since they had a #1 hit with the song and he's never had a #1 hit, he figured the public had spoken.

Hey, I mail order my books, I don't need to see kids dressed like wizards to remind me how old I am. And if I got it at midnight I'd know I'd stay up to read it and throw my whole schedule off.

To get back to the New Yorker article, Denby's point is that the paradigm has shifted from 1930s screwball comedies with dizzy dames making uptight guys loosen up and find love to uptight women forcing schlubby men to grow up. He makes the very valid point that none of the women in this new spate of rom-coms is funny.…

Oh Bea. This might be even worse than the Star Wars Christmas Special.

He looks like Angelina Jolie in Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow. Except she looked hot.

Fuck fashion. I think the responses here have made it clear we need some kind of full-blown CTY discussion.

Not to be too nitpicky (literally), but the hair pulling is called "trichotillomania." Which I suppose is slightly more socially acceptable an affliction than masturbating every hour on the hour.

It's hard to believe she's had two kids!

Jeez, when I was at CTY we were just into Monty Python and "American Pie."

I feel high just watching that.