Oh, he's trying so hard. But this already looks like a travesty.

Wow, I've never read Lifehacker but, boy, do they seem like a fun crowd.

I blame the hookah.

@mycatsnores: Dear heavens! Oprah never endorsed Bush. She did have him on the show in 2000 when he creepily kissed her cheek.

What about the 4 piece nuggets? Can Posh has that?

Great Ginger's Ghost! That was the best they could cobble together?

@Trixie from Toronto: I'd vote for Yankee Hotel Foxtrot, but Passenger Side might be the best Wilco song - for the way Jeff Tweedy's voice breaks on the word "beer" if anything.

It's not even just Mom - Sis must also labor while the men folk enjoy a game.

Where have her eyelashes gone?

It's always so nice to have one's virulent prejudices confirmed.

That's one cute baby.

So dinner dates are more like cheating than random fucking. Good to know!

Don't worry Britney! Katie couldn't dress herself either before Tom bought her a new nose, a stylist and gave her carte blanche at Barney's.

What, is she appearing as Pip in a local theatre production of Great Expectations?

Christ, is that really what Posh used to look like? One forgets...she had a pouty Zeta jones vibe going on. Now she looks like the unholy spawn of a blow-up doll and a mannequin.

No of those lumpy Teutonic looking women is Heidi's mom or something?

What the fuck is the lobster for? Is it some reference to the Book of Leviticus, and not eating shellfish or having sex with a menstruating woman? I'm so confused.

@brechtgirl: FDR was old money and somehow he managed to help the poor. RFK used the same gambit. At least Edwards made his own money. It just seems to me a double standard - that somehow you have to be Woody Guthrie if you want to combat poverty, and if you don't, it's perfectly alright to be a self-indulgent rich…

I thought the point of the $400 haircut was that it usually costs like $180 and the extra fee was for the hairdresser to travel to Edwards' hotel room or something?

@exiled: Ya gotta take into account the Pavlovian response of hearing running water. Holding it is sometimes quite a struggle.