The world in 2020 if the US implemented kei car regulations at the same time as Japan:

Big Sparky Lasagna would be a killer name for a rock band.

Garfield approves.

Correction: the current battery is big sparky lasagna. The new one will be an even bigger sparky soup. 

So the battery is a big sparky lasagna. Got it.

Bite my shiny metal ass.

Anyone expressing concern over the safety of returning these to normal service is willfully ignorant or using it as a proxy concern over discomfort with human death.

you got that right, meatbag 

I mean, come to think of it, a wrapped-up body isn’t all that different from pre-packaged meat.

A little Lysol and send it. We’ve got a long way to go and a short time to get there. 

the pockets are specially designed to distract you from the feet

Damn... At age 42, I had “almost” washed Rob Leifeld’s art from by brain. So much for that.

I have a very vivid memory of Carlin as the Conductor in the series Shining Time Station, which also featured clips of Thomas.

So much storage

They’re two, they’re four, they’re six, they’re eight
Sequential turbos hauling freight
Big and chrome and forged, it’s true!
They’re the Forced Induction Crew
All with different roles to play
trading goods or pinks the same
Down the hills and round the bends
Thomas and his friends

...in 1934? Just how old are you?

One year in high school, we took a field trip to go tubing on the Shenandoah River—nice clear water. Everyone was just chilling, but I was looking for interesting stuff on the riverbed. At one point I found a whole-ass Triumph motorcycle. No road near enough that someone could have wrecked, no houses near enough that…

Jason, this is why Elon is freaking out

I vote for talky-tina.

I disagree on the ‘political neutral stance’ view. The Herb already gutted much of the site group that was making a very real difference in the world, so the ‘calming the political stance’ as already been done.*