Additionally, I would offer one last thing: It’s important, VERY important to remember that as a GM, you are not the enemy of the players. You are working with them to have a good time and tell a good story. One of my biggest mistakes as young GM was to try to go out of my way to thwart the players and always have…

But those old white men matter just as much as you or I or Hispanics...

Huh, you usually don't see a Frenchie collapse like that without a German being nearby.

But...but.... The movie doesn't advance my social agenda! How can I review something well if it doesn't advance my social agenda!?!

Same reason men do: because it’s equality.

Why do men have to be kicked in the nuts for laughs?

Just so all the Jezzers are clear - Ghostbusters is good because women and Suicide is Squad is bad because Jared Leto (man). Got it? Great!

Uh oh, WHITE GUILT ALERT. Shut the fuck up

Green voters are, without exception, effete narcissists who will ultimately die of overweening pride.

I posted this long rant in response to another commenter who insinuated that if Hillary wins the nomination, she’ll lose the general because Sanders supporters will stay home because they won’t “sell out”. I think it bears posting out here in the wild:

"Fairweather as it gets"....DIDN'T SEATTLE JUST ALL JUMP ON THE SEAHAWKS BANDWAGON RECENTLY?? Jesus, you don't see anyone wearing a jersey without the new(ish) neon green...

I don't know if many people know this, but the last three years the Cowboys have been 8-8. Each of the last 3 years, they could have made it to the playoffs if they won the last game of the regular season. Each of the last 3 years, they lost that game. Once to the Redskins, once to the Giants, and once to the…

As a die hard Giants fan my ONLY real objection to this article is referring to the Giants as a shitty team that occasionally wins a superbowl. 4 superbowls since 86 (with an appeaerance, and horrid soul sucking loss in the fifth) - more than any other team in that time period (Pats, Cowgirls, Niners all come in with…

If you build it, they will cum.

Yep. I'm using a pretty plain-Jane Predator four button (2 side-mounted) mouse. I tried the wireless mouse/keyboard and hated them. Went through batteries like no tomorrow. Like 1 set of Duracells a month.

THANK YOU for making desktop PC's number 1. That was a pleasant surprise. Buying a laptop, even a Windows one, is like buying a Mac. You can't change much inside (if anything), so you have to buy out your nose for what you think you might need because you can't upgrade anything. Why do I need to pay thousands of…

You are a horrible writer.

I'm going to put avocados in the vegetable version of this. Also tomatoes again, just so I can rank it dead last one more time.

He's free to order his steak how he likes it. We're free to make fun of him for it.