OK, maybe places like the panhandle (might as well be West Virginia) and the Eastern Shore, but I'm also snobby as shit and I think the only places in Maryland that are actually worth considering are MoCo, Baltimore, Annapolis, Frederick, and maybe Howard County (they did vote in favor of marriage equality, after all).

it was perfectly clear what you meant. "marilove" is getting weird about this almost to the point of parody.

To be fair, cauliflower is awful and nobody should know what the hell it is because it's nasty. It is NOT white broccoli, broccoli has body and a fibrous texture. Cauliflower just sort of falls apart/crumbles in your mouth unnaturally and is disgusting, it's like broccoli with an extra set of chromosomes and…

Reminds me of this.

And Haynes is self-deprecating, too. Wow.

Simple solution, don't spend money. From a business perspective, you want to maximize your profits, they'll lower the prices if noone takes the bait. I learned something very important early on in my retail career, the value of your goods is always the most that people are willing to pay. Look at apple computer…

Wrong pronounciation: Kil-OM-eter

What's the difference between a philosophy major and a large pizza?

How do you get the attention of a philosophy graduate?

BWUAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAA

4. Show douches riding $5k bicycles no mercy. Into the ditch with them. Especially when they're riding two abreast on two lane roads.

Sure, ruin his/her future because of a pretty harmless prank played in highschool. I <3 Jezebel.