That meatball looks pretty fucking bomb, tbh.

His spineless response (or lack thereof) in the first clip made me warm and tingly all over. That guy is nothing but an NRA fuckboy.

I believe they genuinely don’t mind the help from the Russians. The true MAGA believers think the Russians actually want to help make America great again, an idea that doesn’t stand up to any sort of intellectual scrutiny, much like the idea that Trump actually wants to do the same.

Professor on the First Day: I didn’t prepare a lesson plan... let’s just review the responses to this class’ existence.

You know the thing that gets me?

No, I don’t mind. Pedant away!!!

Based on this post you clearly had a prolonged period of oxygen deprivation at some point.

You’re going to be holding your breath for a long time if you are waiting for BLM to get banned, since they don’t promote violence.

Are leftist extremists peddling hate speech these days?

The irony of it is, for all their wanting to remove immigrants and such and “keep Britain pure”, Jayda Fransen, the deputy leader of the Binbag Brigade, is the descendant of Dutch immigrants.

We’d probably find out more quickly if they were retweeted by the president.

I mean, in 2018 credible evidence of a possible alien invasion is like...fifth (tops) on my list of World Ending “Oh-shittness.” You wanna step up your game, Aliens, get on twitter.

Oh yawn “Marxists in disguise” what are you an Alex Jones fan? shut the fuck up

“the Democrats, who are truly just a marxists in disguise”

Citizens on a transition team are not private citizens. If they wanted to remain private they should have stayed out of public service. This idea was universally acknowledged since the start of the republic up to the Trump kleptocracy.

CNN is still considered a reasonably reliable source of news by people who live on Earth-616. Yes, their editorial policy does lean slightly toward mainstream liberalism, just like the Wall Street Journal’s editorial policy leans toward mainstream conservatism; however, that does not affect their journalistic…

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“Long time ago, when I lived in communist Czechoslovakia...”

I hate that you spent all of that time regurgitating all of that horse shit, especially given the fact CNN wasn’t the source, Trump’s own dumb shit lawyer was. Also I really wish you Russian shitheads would learn a little better English. During the election your trolls were top-flight. What happened? Trying to cover…

This is excellent satire. Although if you really wanted to sell it you should’ve fit in a ‘snowflake’ or ‘cuck’ somewhere.