mrwhiplashtoyou
MrWhiplashToYou
mrwhiplashtoyou

Now, shut the actual hell up, “Umar.”

Is... is this hotep fan fiction? Is that a thing now?

I don’t speak Hotesperanto. Please translate...

It’s provocative!

Somebody posted a video of Keith Olbemann over on Jezebel, where he brings up the fact that a few hours after this meeting took place was the first time Trump Tweeted about Clinton’s e-mails; oh, and it happened not long before the Wikileaks dump.

Of course Obama sold us out to the Saudis. He’s a secret Muslim. Didn’t you know that? I mean, his middle name is Hussein, so he has to be a Muslim, amirite?

Here’s a pertinent fact: Trump is a traitorous piece of shit who sold out his country to the Russians and all of his supporters are complicit in that betrayal.

Tons of qualified folks have already written that he is/always has been practically a textbook narcissist.

Indeed. If you’re going to be a racist douchebag, commit. You’re not going to convince anyone that you aren’t a neo-Nazi by denying it, and the more upfront ones these days are just gonna call you a cuck anyway. May as well own it.

Don’t you know? Racists are a protected class now— calling them ‘racist’ means YOU’RE the real racist for pointing it out!

me, literally any time someone shares the gif of lil’ Dicky Spence getting smacked

Gavin McInnes is the kind of neo-Nazi that’s still too into trying to look cool that he could never fully commit to the shaved head and swastika tattoo lifestyle.

Yup, smoking and drinking really, really age people fast.

Aunt May in the comics was probably in her early 50s too. But she was in her 50s in the 1960s.

“My Cousin Vinny” is one of those movies where I always leave it on if I come across it. I love it.

Start with Faces of Death and then bring it down with some classic Deepthroat.

The constant and determined demonizing of BLM tells us all we need to know about how much our lives really matter.

Is there any doubt that if “Phil Castle” was a white, balding, middle-aged lawyer and his sorority alumni wife had live streamed his execution, Yanez would be behind bars right now?

I don’t think they’re “valuing life” so much as projecting their abject terror about death onto you and everyone else. It is really difficult to imagine the pain of making such decisions about your child, but I’m totally on the side of quality over quantity. Seeing my child linger for months/years on a vent, fed