Hard to miss with a 12 gauge

Also all of those guns are fucking terrible for home defense.

the chances of being killed by one in the US, versus your toddler blowing his sister's head off, are pretty clear.

Ha! Well, I'm glad you didn't kill it. They are truly one of the coolest things in nature, even with the screaming. :)

a parliament of young owls

I hope by "get rid of" you didn't mean "smoosh." Because moths that big are absolutely effing amazing. Probably a saturniid moth - one from those giant caterpillars you sometimes see in the fall.

Indeed. I've read numerous sources which state that agriculture consumes 80% of the water used in California.

Ain't nothing grown in California that can't be grown somewhere else with rainfall more suited to such purposes, versus the current system, powered by subsidized, artificially cheap water (or unregulated, unmonitored groundwater).

The whole oil industry could not function if steel could be melted by oil products.

I am here to serve:

[Duplicate post, sorry.]

You know she's the real deal, because she gets Blues Face when she sings.

If "Glory" gets overshadowed, I would wonder if it's at least partly because it was already done at the Grammys.

I think you need this GIF wedged somewhere in there:

I *thought* that sounded familiar. OP is definitely a non-crediting joke thief here.

"Fun Panty Favor" sounds like the name of a firework.

She is funnier than shit.

[Bahleeted-sorry, replied to wrong thread.]

I feel like I should point out that she *had* referred to the song's original context in other interviews on the subject, even prior to the Smiley interview (so you know she wasn't just covering her ass).