Also all of those guns are fucking terrible for home defense.

the chances of being killed by one in the US, versus your toddler blowing his sister's head off, are pretty clear.

Ha! Well, I'm glad you didn't kill it. They are truly one of the coolest things in nature, even with the screaming. :)

a parliament of young owls

I hope by "get rid of" you didn't mean "smoosh." Because moths that big are absolutely effing amazing. Probably a saturniid moth - one from those giant caterpillars you sometimes see in the fall.

I am here to serve:

[Duplicate post, sorry.]

You know she's the real deal, because she gets Blues Face when she sings.

If "Glory" gets overshadowed, I would wonder if it's at least partly because it was already done at the Grammys.

I think you need this GIF wedged somewhere in there:

I *thought* that sounded familiar. OP is definitely a non-crediting joke thief here.

"Fun Panty Favor" sounds like the name of a firework.

She is funnier than shit.

[Bahleeted-sorry, replied to wrong thread.]

I feel like I should point out that she *had* referred to the song's original context in other interviews on the subject, even prior to the Smiley interview (so you know she wasn't just covering her ass).

I watched the whole interview she did with Tavis Smiley, and I watched other interview clips where she talks about it, and she was *quite* clear about the context of the song. See here for an example (topic comes in at about 1:40):

For comparison...

Meh. Sexuality and libido isn't a binary thing. If one's partner wasn't in the mood at 9:00, they could very well be interested in *some* sort of action at 1:00 in the morning. As long as the stroker isn't an ass about it, there isn't a thing wrong with asking.

Patton Oswalt, pick up white courtesy phone...