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yer gonna spit out yer eggnog when i tell you Rex Grossman is the man who led his team to an NFC title with nothing but an unleashed dragon and Gator pride

I’ve checked your posts. You should not be allowed on the Internet.

This is what happens when you eat too many Ls.

This is the worst conversation ever to appear on the internet.

And just think, now he’s going to ruin the lives of some kids playing for free.

You weren’t playing fantasy football then.

I believe you mean:

Honest to God, I suggest the following for everyone:

I pretty much lost interest in pro football this year. I no longer set my Sundays (or Monday nights or Thursday nights) by it. It’s too much - oversaturation of games, the laughable system of fines/punishments which seem to be made up on the fly, and the hypocrisy of the owners/commissioner talking about player safety…

Straight people can’t use dick cream? Does anyone use dick cream? I’m not even sure what dick cream does. How is it homophobic?

Here’s my all time favorite stadium experience. I went to a Mets-Phillies game in Philadelphia about 9-10 years ago. I was invited by a friend whose brother lived in Philly and had free tickets. It was the three of us, and my friend’s 12 year old son. We are all Mets fans, but since it’s Philly and we’re not idiots,…

That first sentence makes me feel awful for any English teacher you’ve ever had.

Makes total sense.

I always confuse Chuck Pagano for Bruce Arians.

The overriding message that if black people would stop complaining and just show some damn gratitude, America will be great again, is like a punch in the goddamn soul.

Can we just move on from this and get to more pressing matters? Such as, what will Trump do if the family members of the turkey he pardons this week don’t pay him enough respect afterwards?

Your 10 year old is not a millennial. We’re like fucking 30 now dude.