For a second I thought I took your meds.

Oh good. You saw it too. For a second I thought I forgot to take my meds

He looks more like a Kyle to me.

Stolen from random on Twitter: “You can take the Nationals out of the Capital, but you can’t take the Capitals out of the Nationals”

This is still the Cap’s year.

The USMNT is an example of something that is actually disrespectful to the troops.

The problem isn’t that Strasburg threw in the bullpen. The problem is that Dusty had him throw 145 pitches in the bullpen.

I wonder if he’s ever thought about having games like that in April, May, or June instead of October. Just to see what it’s like.

I’d be real fucking shocked if it was reduced. He could have killed him. Any reduction would end what’s left of the leagues credibility in terms of player safety.

I dunno why I keep supporting this bloodsport with my eyeballs, but I’m a hollow shell of a man with no moral center, I guess, so I’ll keep doing it. I know this usually doesn’t happen and all that, but my man there was a facemask away from being dead. I dunno what the hot new ZERO1 helmets are supposed to do about…

“I love America more than any other country in this world, and, exactly for this reason, I insist on the right to criticize her perpetually.”

In case anyone’s gearing up to say that Maxwell doesn’t respect the troops, here’s a quote by him from 2015:

This isn’t a story about a guy being a dick, but I was once in a Taco Bell when Mike Holmgren walked in, studied the menu intently for two solid minutes, and then walked back out never having said a word. It was over ten years ago but not a day goes by that I don’t wonder what the heck his internal monologue must have…

"I'm a news guy but here is a small sampling from our facebook page. Their words, not mine."

"I love choking!"