I’m looking forward to the follow up, “You may have worn the wedding dress, but I’m the secretary he’s sleeping with when he tells you he’s working late.”

They’re not blurred out. That’s what the human face looks like in the future.

It’s not unusual.

Ted was simply pointing out that Lisa Simpson is a violent, radical and paid tool of George Soros, whose only purpose in life is to destroy the foundations of the United States of America by being a “good student” and caring about the “environment” and “people”.

They are not supporting him in spite of his Trumpiness, they are supporting him precisely because of it: They like the racism, the xenophobia, the anti-Islamic stance, and the misogyny. They love that he bangs porn stars and models, because they see themselves in him—after all, where much of his base lives,…

Gee, I’m real sorry your career blew up, Ricky.

You’re going to get a serious UTI.

Or potentially less.

Careful, cry out any more cupfuls of salt getting so triggered over a funny comment, and you’ll ruin the ranch veggies, and hot dish, and whatever stuff you Midwest rubes consume...

Just wait’ll she finds out he released an album titled ‘Trans.’

Well he did end up getting miniaturised by WonkaVision!

Neat story, but “...hiked in six contestants”? What was he in, Willy Wonka or Fantastic Voyage?

I see you’ve played knifey-dodgey before.

We’ve seen enough of what he’s capable of.

He was great in “The Gift”, and I would have liked to hear him talk about that film.

Miller’s Crossing and it’s not even close.

They’re all like that. Stephen Miller, who is my age, looks older than my dad. Huckabee Sanders is only 35, I think (though her makeup artist is doing her no favors with that smokey eye for daytime look). Even Hope Hicks, who is objectively pretty, is looking older than 29 these days.

I think they were “invited” the same way a mobster that wants to talk to you is “invited” into your house.

She only seems psychotic in the video because she's psychotic in real life.