And then salt the earth.  Most people neglect that part.

I heard that instead of a 140 character limit, each Parler post is limited to 14 words.

The worst offender was Dick Tracy- they killed off pretty much every villain in Tracy’s rogues gallery in the final scene. I guess they weren’t anticipating any sequels.

True, but the original Joker was pretty scary. He only became flamboyant and silly in the 50s, thanks to the comics code.

That’s also why the Joker wears a purple tuxedo- it was supposed to be standard formal black tux, but it was difficult to reproduce well.

My wife grew up dirt poor in Ecuador, and one of her fondest memories is from the one time when her uncle brought home a can of Spam. Her grandmother cooked it up with some rice, and managed to divide the can up well enough that my wife, her 4 siblings, her parents, grandma and uncle all got a slice. We now make sure…

“Lady Antebellum” is still better than their original name, “Mammy Sambo”

Not only that, but the Confederate Constitution said that slavery would always be the law of the land in CSA, and that its member states would never have the right to abolish it.

Spike Lee angrily tweets Princess Leia’s address.

Does anyone know what the English translation is for Frederick’s school? I don’t know French, and can’t figure out what he is saying.

two happy endings for me

The same people who call it “The War of Northern Aggression” and claim it was not about slavery, but states’ rights.

And was it Nadja who called him “Elmo” in this episode?

No mention of the many pornographic movies he made in the 1970s under the pseudonym “John Holmes”?

How do you think Molly felt?

I’ll settle for the loss of her arm as a catalyst for growth in place of a rape or a miscarriage.

It’s OK, though. He merely had to torch the bar and an historic building and kill a coworker to get the money back.

You guessed it!

Especially if one of those people is Donald Trump.  Do you think that if we really had alien bodies hidden somewhere, he wouldn’t have tweeted pictures of them by now just to own the libs?

College students?  You mean brainwashed liberals, possibly of the feminist or LGBTQ+ variety?  No way Ainsley’s going to expose her kids to that kind of depravity.  They’re going to be grow up to be rapid racists, like Jesus intended.