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Honky Grandma Still Be Trippin!

She works in a hotel and hates the people who stay there? Will she work with a Mexican handyman who speaks very little English? How about give her an acid-tongued spouse whom she clearly loathes?

It’s odd how, to Republicans, tougher laws and more draconian punishments are the answer to every one of society’s problems, except for gun violence. Then it’s “Laws won’t stop someone from getting a gun if they’re determined to get one.”

I’m more partial to the Fab Faux- they are a really tight live band. They’ve even managed to perform Revolution 9 at their shows.

Change “Vehicles” to “Jalopies” and you’ve got a winner!

And one change that really got me upset- having Laurie say “John always says nothing ever ends”, rather having John actually say it like in the comic. It takes all the weight out of the line.

To me the most disgusting thing about the Olson Twin countdown was how all the guys who were counting down to their 18th birthdays seemed to lose interest in them once they did turn 18.

Does Wilson Bryan Key work for Fox now?

I’m john Gavin! And so’s my wife!

Strangely enough, that same process is used with Melania whenever Donald wants to have sex with her.

But where did Perd Hapley wind up? Joan Calamezzo is definitely in the bad place.

He said they’re in the water.

Did the doctor also tell him to “Face forward, true believer!” before starting the exam?

I dunno- a movie about Jesus’ 3 days in Hell might be pretty scary.

You know there’s a difference between breaking into someone’s house and being invited in? Are both crimes? Same with sex- it’s not a crime or a violation or violence if parties consent.

30 movies in only 12 years! Blondie was released in 1938, and Beware of Blondie ended the series in 1950.

My daughter was a superhero fan from a young age, so when she was about 3 or 4, I sat down with her to watch this movie. During the scene where infant Kal-El is travelling in the rocket to earth, my daughter got up and went into her bedroom. I figured the movie wasn’t holding her interest, and after a few minutes I…

That pee tape rumor must be false- no way Trump was ever a John.

I would like to be the Galactus of a universe comprised of burrito planets.