Fucking A

He’ll go home, motorboat Kate’s Nunga Nungas, and all will be right with the world again.

Same, I hope this holds up and we don’t find it either of them have been sucking down horse steroids like Vera De Milo.

Bet she regrets that sushi she had for dinner last night.

Just plagiarizing the great Leslie Neilson

You’re a few days late for April fools. But if you’re serious, both my childhood and adult selves kindly ask you to suck it.

Counterpoint: We get to see Bill Self’s puffy smarmy face on TV for a whole nother week.

Highway to Heaven and now Matlock!?!? When will the insanity end?

My very jaded self definitely believes “wacko” Tennessee fans firmly believe that: winning football games >> alleged knowledge of pedo crimes. Were there similar “wacko” feelings among the fan base that they could lure Saban or some other stretch coaching prize to Knoxville?

The power of Christ compels you!

Amazing. Is it bad that I wish it was a close game with UMBC still winning? Only thing that may have made it better.

This is 2018's exhibit A for why people love this tournament so much. Goddamn, at the end that kid was straight up

Twenty years from now...

In my experience, almost any animated emoji is guaranteed to trigger someone. They generally bug the shit out of me because I guess I somehow expect there to be some level of professional maturity present. I know on slack you can create your own custom emoji’s so that can get wheels off pretty fast.

I find that spamming poop and fist bump emoji’s all over the place works to set the right tone, and tells people what I’m all about. If they don’t like it, fuck em.

Best “shit myself in public” story I’ve read is part of a book of vile/disgusting/hilarious stories. Scroll down to the Day Two section:

Better than ‘the village rapist’. Naughty naughty!

That’s Dennis Hopper playing the bad guy in Speed. Also starring Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock