Uh, it was primarily a low-budget, shit airline and one behemoth, dinosaur management airline. The rest fared pretty well.

Sounds like the lawyer won. Mr Barry - not so much.

I can tell you never have done any of them.

Not fuckin NASCAR. Spec karts maybe.

Whenever we went to my Father’s Aunt’s house (my Great Aunt Barbara) in Schenectady NY, their go-to fancy cocktail to serve my parents was the Grasshopper. I would sneak around and take sips from my parent’s drinks. 7 year old me would “feel funny” by the time we left.

But how will morons get to their slave wage job if they can’t drive?

Good for you. I’m not.

I think that people that use a firearm to kill others should automatically be executed on the spot. That would eventually cut down on innocent people being hurt by guns (attached to assholes who pull the triggers).

These type of shennigans and pissing-contests happen in many voluntary FDs.

Rust. Most Honda products were lost to rust.

Your straight married friends were fucking wimps before the marriage. They gave up their man-card willingly.

Boat ramps are an endless source of entertainment. It’s where the intersection of money and lack of talent truly shines.

That’s because you are smart and don’t like to waste money.

That’s also why the “city car” should be an ugly, dented old cop car with push bars on the front.

I would also add that the high injector pressures are for fuel atomization Poorly atomized fuel results unburnt fuel going out the pipe as black smoke.

Hopefully, the guy gets scared straight. Miami-Dade County Jail ain’t no joke.

Please don’t buy a giant, fake ass.

If you want to fly for the price of bus fare, you get exactly what you pay for.

Everybody know drunk-driving laws are for little people. If you are a politician, judge, prosecutor or cop, you can do it every Friday after work without consequence.

But how often did you use it?