Mr. Van
mrvan
29 min ago
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But not the ones they know, theyre good people, its the other ones that live over there...”

47 min ago
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Obama was so concerned about climate change he bought a multi-million dollar house on an island.

11:19 AM
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According to my health teacher, masturbation can be considered sex. .

9/17/19
7:10 PM
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No, the other Chicago style pizza. See Giordano’s.

9/17/19
5:32 PM
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“Well Tom, this event was going to cost money, we all know how tight you are and hate to tip, so we just didn’t invite you because we wanted to enjoy ourselves for a change.”

9/17/19
9:52 AM
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Not if the programmers cant in real life.

9/17/19
9:51 AM
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These cars will perform as well as they are programmed. If the programmers are a bunch of useless tools behind the wheel, then that’s how well the cars will drive.

9/17/19
9:16 AM
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Gee you think? You need a license to cut/color hair, drive a car, etc.

9/17/19
9:01 AM
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How is this different from steering with your knee while eating a taco?

9/16/19
10:41 AM
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Ive been in the market for a Mexican or Canadian car for a while...

9/16/19
9:47 AM
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Interesting theory you have there. I have never seen a BMW with operating indicators.

9/16/19
9:45 AM
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Evolution has fused the neck vertebra of the younger generations.

9/16/19
9:42 AM
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I set my rear-view mirror to look at my wifes chest on bumpy roads.

9/13/19
11:27 PM
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Those are the guys that watched “The Pick Up Artist” on MTV as youths. They are going neg to try and “impress” her.

9/13/19
4:53 PM
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I once saw a garbage truck/plow sideswipe every car on Desbrosses St.

9/13/19
4:30 PM
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I sliced my thumb open (requiring stitches) on plastic flashing, adjusting the wheel on my brand new 95 Mustang Cobra. This is nothing new from Ford.

9/13/19
11:45 AM
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My local Salvation Army had a basket full of TV-less remotes for a buck each. Got a couple that had lights on them and gave them to the kiddos to wreck.