Just water it with Mountain Dew. It’s got electrolytes!

Sounds like someone is pissy they can’t retire on a cruise ship.

All they do if buff out the paint and wash off the blood. People are stupid. Florida has an above average number of stupid people in it.

The Nissan Versa is a garbage car for garbage people.

An old school steakhouse I go to takes reservations. If you make one for 7pm, your table is ready at 6:50pm. However, a lot of places have gone to a “wait list” or other crap. Please don’t have me make a reservation, then have me stand around with a beeper waiting for my table for an hour.

Oh, thank God. I thought this place turned into a farewell site as you guys left the org.

So a bunch of rich assholes own all the medallions and the taxi drivers work like slaves to earn money to rent shitty cars, and the city want’s to keep this system?

Salt. It’s a bitch.

Drive around NYC and explain how the steel road/subway infrastructure hasn’t just collapsed yet. 100 layers of paint? Load-bearing rust?

While they may have a valid concerns, waiting until the track is built to complain is too late. I doubt 50% of Miami Gardens would have bothered to show up and vote out politicians that tried to get the race there 5 years ago. Interestingly, that stadium was probably the last in FL built with the owners own money.

You can get a killer Boar’s Head sub with veggies at Publix for around $10. Eat 1/2 of it for two days - $5 bucks. House cold cuts are even cheaper. Fuck Subway.

Ship of Theseus.

I would love to see a lecture panel of politicians and CEOs telling us:

That would be a place to get an authentic Cuban sandwich and a cordito.

Don’t buy shit at Wal-Mart. Period.

I always got the clam strips (or roll) at HoJo’s. Not weird at all.

And this author wouldn’t know a bascule leaf counterweight if it sat on their face and wiggled. Machinery? Please.

Where I live, all the Subways are near a Publix. I don’t know how they stay in business. Pub Sub > Subway!

I like how “turning your head to look” is somehow a driving hack.

1. Don’t build dams in the desert. 2. Unlimited golf courses, farms and people drinking from the same water source is a bad idea.