Mr. Van
mrvan
1/25/20
3:19 PM
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It covers up the old-man-at-the-airport-trying-to-shit noises.

1/24/20
10:31 PM
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The typical Corvette buyer is waiting for the AARP mileage ratings to be published.

1/24/20
10:23 AM
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I have always run hot. 98.8 to 99 is normal for me.

1/23/20
1:30 PM
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Any follow-ups on how much it cost the guy to get it into running condition again?

1/22/20
7:59 PM
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JIM, JIM, JIM, YOU WANT US TO TURN UP THE VOLUME, JIM! HEY JIM! TURN IT UP, JIM? Read more

1/22/20
7:53 PM
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“They allow you to run bigger tires with more sidewall, giving you a better ride.” Read more

1/22/20
2:43 PM
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Sounds like you got the VT Inspection Special.

1/22/20
7:55 AM
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I can feel his pain. I pity the buyer of the particular unit I rented out of Indy. I abused the shit out of that thing. It needed an alignment badly after I was done with it. 

1/21/20
11:30 PM
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I even enjoyed the show about making the new intro. All miniature and practical effects, too.

1/21/20
11:59 AM
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It gives Iowa something to be known for (beside shitty drivers).

1/21/20
11:57 AM
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In all fairness, the broad has nice cans.

1/21/20
8:20 AM
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My kids would love to be driven to school in this, but then again, they would also love to driven to school in a blinged-out golf cart. The color, the small wheels, Meh, who cares?

1/19/20
7:09 PM
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According to Crocodile Dundee, the barramundi is a bloody big fish.

1/18/20
9:24 PM
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You should try working with Caterpillar shop drawings.

1/18/20
9:22 PM
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Is that what you tell your friends after you pinch their Zs?

1/18/20
11:41 AM
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Two drinks at the bar pre-flight and a Valium.

1/17/20
2:37 PM
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At least the wheel arches are mostly round.

1/17/20
9:46 AM
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Did you have to eat straight fiber for 3 days to flush out your system? Just one of those things will kill my digestive system. Read more