Are there more chargers if you take 87 north through NY? VT still thinks dial-up is just as good as fiber.

Future David Tracy article: How I spent $10k to ship a $900 rusty piece of shit to my house.

I want the wagon.

Large yachts can go a lot faster than 9 mph.

“I’ll even trade you a low-number Pontiac Aztek in Lime Green/Purple interior with 4 miles on it.”

You should not include VT on that list. It is decriminalized for possession, but there is no retail sale allowed. The hippies there haven’t found the perfect way to tax the hell out of it.

Having friends from outside of work “talk” to the bully works well, too. Especially if they are bikers with questionable morals.

The department of the FBI that received tips about the Parkland shooter couldn’t even bother to talk to the part of the FBI that does firearm background checks.

If you asked my grandparents they’d say “yard work”. I don’t they had to worry about hyperactive kids on the farm. Ditch sugar and red food coloring, too.

For the cost of the truck you could ditch the giant-ass furniture and just move your personal stuff. Buy new giant-ass furniture in Texas. They will deliver it right to the room it goes in.

We have no guest parking at our development because all the people’s garages are full of shit and they use the guest parking for their cars.

They don’t want people to know how to block 5G. Pass it on.

Now, if you want to impress me, steal a fucking lobster out of the tubes.

“According to the documents the Chinese testing company gave us, yes. It passed with 500 stars.”

1981's King of the Mountain? Anybody?

If you choose to work for a obscenely wealthy dick and his evil corporation, you really shouldn’t be surprised when bad shit happens to you. Same for Wal-Mart, Facebook or the rest.

For rural mail carriers.

I’ve seen VW Golfs rocking these wheels.

So, only the wealthy could afford to say hateful shit then?

I think globally few drivers are confident in autonomous cars. People who don’t own cars and rely heavily on public transportation like it, like Lime scooters, but want it with cars or robot taxis.