“Since the vehicle in the sketch above is clearly Econoline-based and not Super Duty F-series based...”

I was gonna say the piano-black exterior trim which will look like shit in 3..2..1...

I also somewhat prefer it to regular Tobasco. It has a “slower” burn, but more pepper flavor than the red “tangy hot wings” flavor.

So many people won’t be voting for Caitlin Jenner. The list of those who will seems short.

Now, that’s just smart. The pendulum swings both ways.

Ahhh yes, Couldn’t remember the smoked one was Chipotle.

Tabasco also has Smoked and Jalepeno sauces if you get bored with the regular.

Your first kid as the “practice child”, the second is the “Go on, lick the public toilet” one.

It was better than Chrysler in the 80s. My ignition key for my 1979 Dodge St Regis could be used in my Mom’s 1984 Plymouth Horizon, which I found out also worked on some stranger’s 80's Dodge Omni in the Crossgates Mall parking lot. (It was auto, Mom’s was stick. I drove it to my Mom’s car, then just swapped ‘em out)

See? Cars that are kept clean, run, cost more than $500 and aren’t rusty swiss cheese can be fun too, David.

If the original owner had the foresight to buy a duelie with a diesel in it instead of that godforsaken body kit, he might have gotten $20k for it. Now he is selling platform aquarium shoes with two dead goldfish in them.

There are people with Driver’s Licenses that cannot identify their half of the road without painted lines. Making sure morons can drive means morons are driving on the road with you.

If I never have to hear about my college roommates Nakamichi dual tape deck again I’ll be ok. 

As opposed to douche-nozzle TV?

Albany roads suck on par with Detroit.

But what do Chrissy Teigen or Chealsa Handler think about it?

The Versa is a garbage car for garbage drivers. Golf carts don’t have tow hooks, why should that shit can?

I live in South FL. I look forward to watching it on TV. (if it’s free)

I look forward to the next installment of:

Yes, of course.