Random beatings until morale improves.

If you truly grew up in the North, you street parked your winter beater with a tarp over the roof, windows and windshield, with old water filled soda bottles tied to the corners for weight. 

Aerodynamically, at highway speeds it’s a brick and slows down quite well just by taking your foot off the accelerator. Driving suave saves the brakes, too.

Petition the government to rid us of the stupid DST forever. Spring forward 30 minutes and leave it there permanently. 

YES! This is a David Tracy Adventure I can get behind. Dave buys a rust-free luxo-barge with off-road bona fides to collect a rusty carcass to EV the shit out of. I look forward to future stories describing:

Chicago is most of Illinois, which has been Democratic for a long time.

Streamlined permits, waived regulations, etc...

Like VT.

My Grandfather would have called it, “a character building exercise”.

I got an old forklift motor I dumped in the pond out back. He can have it for free (and a swim).

Like a medieval alchemist, DT futilely tries to turn rust to gold.  

I really wanted the Nicola to work. They are visually stunning and futuristic. Hopefully another company that has the drivetrain figured out can take them over and can produce them..

I don’t know about turn signals, but Mazda’s candy apple red paint is the best automotive paint I’ve seen outside of a custom paint shop.

Congrats on your first rust-free purchase. There is hope for you yet.

Nobody will be having sex on the job.

Just buy a really nice hammer and smash it onto your foot over and over. It’s cheaper.

The oval and road course cars are often different cars altogether.

I had to call the cops for a similar reason at a Subaru dealership. Took my license “to made a copy”, then fucking disappeared. I ended up calling the cops. License was found quickly after the cops showed up.

People with bad credit will take out bad loans to just buy a new, ugly SUV... so a win.

We call that 3-2-1 Pick in our house.