If you buy it, you will have a nice vehicle to get parts for your other turds.

I don’t worry about curbs because I know how to drive.

So, the dealership really doesn’t want to buy my car because they keep them on the lot?

I agree NYC is a fetid shithole.

I could buy two vacation homes for that money.

Better funded or better managed? Our school system rakes in fucktons of money, but where it is actually spent is a different story.

In FL we call campers from NY and NJ “Assholes”.

Anybody pushing 80 needs to GTFO and resign. There was a story about a pharmacist on the Hill and he said the meds some of them were taking would make you question just how “with it” they really are. Too many geriatrics.

Craigslist is the new H-D dealer with plenty of nearly new, hardly ridden models to choose from.

Because pilk isn’t a very appetizing name.

Where do you buy it in 55 gallon drums?

Make the Driver’s Test harder to pass. People that can’t pass it can take the bus. Low costs to implement.

Never had this problem. The kids know that showering in non-negotiable. They have two choices; take a shower or take a woopin’ and take a shower.

There would be a few thousand more Africans walking around.

No fuego.

I’m no doctor, but that labia is jacked up and looks infected.

If in the 1800's there was a book called: “Offensive Shyte to Piss Ye Off” it would be the equivalent of social media and very popular.

It warms my heart to see that Russian Rednecks exist.

25 years ago, I could have bought a black on saddle 400 automatic for $14,000. Sadly, they might as well been asking for $140,000 since I couldn’t even afford $1,400 for any car at that time in my life.

Did you get any fishing in? Or was that strictly motivational?