In South Florida, they show you pictures of a donkey cart, a bus and a car. You only have to circle the picture of a car with a crayon to get your license.

No fart can, nice price.

I live in South Florida where any lane is the passing lane. Lol.

Don’t forget that 10 year old cars that kids drove included 440 powered wagons, clapped out Camaros and Chevelles with built engines and big-block pickups and vans.

Get in the right lane and don’t worry about it.

Point taken.

Oh, like a real Tuna Melt then?

I mix Maxwell House French Roast with Pilon Espresso (3:1) and run it through my very unfancy drip machine. If I need a real kick in the ass, I’ll brew Pilon straight. You can buy it in an actual 1 lb package.

You need to kick back and drink a Tab.

Most people can too.

Enjoy getting nickel & dimed riding the sky bus, sheep.

And they still can’t get rid of rows and increase legroom. Let them fail.

Ugh, just buy it and add it to your yardfull of bad decisions.

Rename it “Cheap, mealy school apple”.

Is it still Jalopnik if everybody is gone?

No Ford Probe? I’m disappointed (and don’t remember what happened after the bright light, either).

Dr. Suess car. Could I, would I, on a train? NO! CP!

Mark never has anybody stiff him on the bill though.

So, it looks like a Chinese Range Rover clone. Cool.

While the Boss drove a Cadillac or Lincoln, the muscle drove an 88.