mrvan
Mr. Van
mrvan

There still are. Nobody eats Tarpon. Gamefish only.

But you wouldn’t want to buy the house next to the pink house, either.

Keep a lookout for my gold Univega. Last I saw it was 1985.

When will she buy a camera that can focus? Every video I’ve seen of her appears to have Vaseline smeared on the lens.

Is there any way to consolidate by using your own inventory of parts cars to fix, say three?

One time, my Mom couldn’t find her purse. She looked “all over” and “everywhere”. She asked me if I’d seen it.

I’d install a fifth-wheel and haul around 40' semi trailers .

I don’t know. I’ll wait until Chrissy Teigen tells me what to think.

It was smoked turkey.

Wasn’t this the baddie’s truck in Waterbabies?

Admit it. The tailgate shot was like a porn photo for you.

Capitalism cuts both ways bitches. Space the fucking seats apart more & drop the baggage fees and maybe we’ll talk.

Sounds like your cat doesn’t understand Daylight Savings Time.

The seats are stuffed with Coronavirus soaked rags.

David’s yard of misfit cars.

I have a friend who is a genius (musically). More than once, he had tried to leave our apartment building with his underwear over his pants. Was a very sweet, caring person, so maybe the right-wingers are the math geniuses.

The news.

He gives a knock and leaves the package. I stay in the office sans pants.

Prudes.

One of the benefits of working from home is working sans pants.