Was it at a dragstrip that also had Diesel Drags that night?

I filled up last weekend for $1.99/g at Wawa in Broward Co. FL.

You couldn’t count the number of Brach’s caramels from the self-serve rack I sampled waiting in line at the old Price Chopper deli counter.

Where I grew up, the relish tray and the number of discreet items on it, were a point of pride at certain old school steak houses. Relishes, pickled beets, chutneys, dilly beans, blue cheese crumbles, an onion based house steak sauces were all staples that would be found on the silver, multi-level tray they brought…

Brand-new ones untouched by other filthy humans, none from the public library that contain human soup remnants on their grimy, dirty pages.

I cut cheese the old-fashioned way. Then I exit the elevator.

Metallic animal print - Done.

If one of those dreams came true, you’d have a bad case of Chlamydia.

3. He will crash into you.

If I found myself driving a car like this I’d almost certainly be wearing only a thong and a gold chain.

Shitheads would still fuck it up. Just another reason we look forward to the Canadian snowbirds arrival.

Looked like the SUV was trying to make a left, so not a valid move.

Is Ford turning into a “Only Liverwurst Sandwiches” shop?

The old Ranger with a hard tonneau cover was the cheapest thing you could rent from Budget for a long time. 

I can get behind this.

Writers like it because it’s a guaranteed article, twice a year.

“Taking a nap in the middle of the day can throw off your circadian rhythm and ultimately make getting on the “new” time even harder. “

Hutt Slutt.

One of the dealerships in my hometown ran a special: “Buy a truck, get a free Yugo!” for a few years.