I think my Aunt and Uncle had to burn their Chevy wagon after our trip to Maine. I told them I can’t ride backward, so they were warned.

Don’t forget the opposing side by side rear seats, like those found in my parents’ Ford LTD Country Squire. (FYI - same as shown)

Rick Harrison: “I can’t offer anything now because I don’t know what it is, but if you let me call a buddy, he’ll come down and let me know me all about it. Can you wait here for a bit?”

Sounds like you need to get in and move it for him. 

In my neighborhood, almost everyone has 1 or 2-car garages. They also have normal sized cars that could fit them.

The Priazzo came to our local Pizza Hut for a short time. My family actually went out to dine-in to try it. Then it was gone. Years later, the Pizza Hut had a “car show”/cruise-in in the parking lot. My Dad was allowed to do a huge burnout in his racecar in the parking lot (with police approval). The P’Zone sucked.

The name dropping in your post reminds me of discussions about where to order pizza with my Chicago in-laws.

The new naming convention is Phuq’d.

Get off the highway and surf traffic lights on the surface streets?

Pets and babies don’t get Daylight Savings Time.

The Illuminati, CFR and the Tri-Lateral Commission find that your mind is more pliable and open to suggestion if your circadian rhythms are disturbed twice a year. Stop asking why and just accept it. Take the chip.

So? Who cares?

If you drink enough water, everybody will leak.

If you are behind me with brights on, I will adjust my rear-view to redirect your high beams right back into your eyes.

$ = $500 (Price each)

Did your Mom write this article for you?

Won’t somebody think about the poor middlemen?

The older lady with the hat that works at the Pine Island Publix in Davie, FL would come in last place. In addition to being the shittiest bagger, she’s oblivious to subtle clues. I have to basically tell her, “You suck and I don’t want you touching my groceries. Go away!”

You know the Speed0 & gold chain boomers would hang a pair of Harley Davidson outboards off the back of their Scarab if they could.

I would have to check out the smell inside first.